Sunday, November 23, 2008

Script.

This really should be posted as a YouTube video, but you know, I don't make videos; I don't know how to edit and all that know-how, but yes. I just wanted to share a little something.

Hi! Guys. My name's Sarah, but you can call me anytime. Kay don't, and that was a lame as joke that I'd just ripped off my friend. SO. I was watching CommunityChannel before and she was talking about how when we were young we used to do all these love-compatibility tests and stuff to see just how compatible we were with... anyone. I was like, 'Oh, yes, I remember!'. And now I've just remembered that some came up to the high 90's! ;) And yeah, but I don't remember who they were. Not that it matters anymore, it's just funny, you know, and like... yeah.

ANYWAY, so I decided to try it again. And I'm like let's see who- OH CRAP. Nah man, no ain't writing his name down. Noo way dude. But no wait, it'd be funny. And besides! It's just a joke, and something stupid (I have these really weird arguments in my head, I like, talk to myself when I think.. it's strange). But I concluded that it's just a joke, and it has NOTHING to do with anything, and it's also just... yeah whatever. Not serious. Not a coincidence, whatever the result either. Just, whatever, you know! And then so I wrote our names down... and realised that I'd forgotten how to do the 'lurve' calculatory thing. I just stared at our names for a while... thinking 'hm, maybe you count the numbers that the letters are valued at (as in A=1, B=2. etc) But I couldn't be bothered. It would take too long. And then I remembered... and I was like 'DUH MAN, just count the number of letters!'

And so I started off... and I added.. and GUESS WHAT?! Guess what it was! Omg man, seriously. *Whispers* 94%! NINETY FOUR PERCENT! That is soo lol. And I laughed to myself for a while. Then I'd realised that I really do need to throw this paper in the bin. It's a joke! A JOKE DAGNAMMIT. No coincidence. No. That's wrong.

But 94%! Bet you can't beat that, huh?! I bet you still don't know how to do it properly huh? So I win.. No I don't, that's so wrong.

Anyway, that's all that I wanted to say. It was just really funny. And sort of disturbing... But yes. ;)

This really should be like a video, not writing. Writing does not see the humour in this... and the expression that my thoughts concoct @_@.

That's all,

LOL, Sarah.

1 comment:

ghost said...

Ahahahaha! "My name's Sarah, but you can call me anytime.
That line never ceases to amuse me! Like that pick up line, "Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away."
Ahahahahahahah oh man.

MUSE! IKNOWIKNOWIKNOW, did you know that they're secretly gods of music in human form? Well, that wasn't so secret. That was more like state-the-obvious! *Joke drums* Aha that was ultra lame.
Yeah I originally wanted to get the HAAARP DVD, but they had none left in stock. So I got the Hullabaloo one instead.

Oh yeah, Christian. Lol I don't exactly remember how I came to know of you (goldfish memory D:) but I work with a girl in your year level... Jackie?

You're pretty cool too! By the way, name's truly Gina-Karlotta. :) ...And you can call me anytime.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH kidding!